Chiaki Kuriyama

The Japanese were on to something good long before we scummy Americans found out about this ultra luscious source of sex dreams from Japan. She grew to stardom with her role in the infamously powerful BATTLE ROYALE, but her role as the sexy Go GO Yubari in Quentin Tarantino's surprising KILL BILL has lead this source of sex dreams into a much larger fanbase if it wasn't large enough already. I can tell you that Japanese women as a whole bear a quality that makes them appealing, but there is more than that present in Chiaki. I'm not quite sure if it is her girlish bangs, her big nose which she makes look incredibly sexy, those silky legs, her thick lips (oh, those lips,) or her seductive, almost cartoonish eyes that transcends her nationality to any guy straight enough to stare at her.

The Japanese knew she was made for stardom at the ripe old age of 13. She took some suggestive, but not explicit, pictures for a Jap magazine, in which that particular issue has since been recalled due to the nature of said pics (mainly because of her age.) Needless to say, Sci Fi Ninja Theater reluctantly had to think twice about putting a single one of those pics due to fear of FBI persuasion to have them forcibly removed and thus be registered as a sex offender (despite the fact that R. Kelly can pee on the face of a fetus while jerking his hard on and still tour city after city. Go figure.)

Regardless, she looks so sexy in that patented schoolgirl outfit, a look I always thought was overrated (since most schoolgirl skirts usually don't go above the knee) but Chiaki has convinced me otherwise. Boy did she convince me. And she convinced quite a few people as well, since she now has a yahoo group set up by fans of hers. You can check it out here.

I do see her getting typecast, ala Zhang Zi Yi, but something tells me she may not fade away the way the Crouching Pussy Hidden Purse star has. Kuriyama is currently a big fan favorite among the underground that she may have just enough legs (pardon the pun) to succeed on a consistent level. And she may not have to remove her clothes to do that... not that we encourage her not to. We're American scum, what can we say?