Sci Fi Ninja Theater

By Simian Ninja

Well, I gave fair warning in my review a few months back, so kudos to any soul brave enough to have decided to take on the oeuvre of Luigi Cozzi by first enduring prolonged exposure to his magnum opus, "Starcrash". Indeed, your cinematic crap endurance levels were put to the ultimate test, but on the bright side, your resilience was richly rewarded with shot after shot of the luscious, barely-clad body of the beautiful heroine, Stella Starr; played to voluptuous, leggy perfection by this month's babe: Caroline Munro. And as any member of the Sci-Fi Ninja Theater family can tell you, there's no better anesthetic to shitty movies than the presence of an ultra-hot girl. Ultra-hotness is a commodity that Caroline Munro has in spades. After several years of modeling (including a stint as the hottest Noxema girl ever - sorry, Rebecca Gayheart), the British beauty first came to the attention of filmgoers (and heterosexual men in general) as Bond Girl Naomi in "The Spy Who Loved Me". The smoky, sultry loveliness of her face, to say nothing of her lithe, curvy, beautifully tanned body, proved to be a big hit with teenage boys, men young and old, dykes, so-called "bi-sexuals" and any and all other connoisseurs of hot-ass gals. And so, her place in the pantheon of all-time great pieces of ass secured, Miss Munro went on to star in a plethora of genre classics such as "Dr. Phibes", "Dr. Phibes Rises Again", "Dracula A.D. '72", "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad", "Kronos", "At Earth's Core" and, of course, "Starcrash". Jizz-moppers working in theaters showing a Caroline Munro film knew they had their work cut out for them. Now, in the 21st century, we have the advantage of viewing films at home sadly making the once noble profession of movie theater jizz-mopper all but extinct. Happily, though, this means we freeze-frame and vid-cap our favorite cinematic beauties and enjoy their aesthetic attributes (as long as we don't mind mopping up our own jizz) in blessed privacy. Those of you who gazed upon the pictures provided here are no doubt in need of an immediate Munro fix. I therefore recommend "Starcrash" (of course), "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" and "At Earth's Core" to sate your thirst. All feature our Babe of the Month as you'd expect to see her: tanned, oiled and very scantily clad. One caveat: "Starcrash" (as I believe I mentioned in my review) features Miss Munro dubbed with the voice of a sarcastic American woman. This is sad, as Stella Starr would've been (I believe) all the sexier with Caroline Munro's own hot, saucy British accent. By the way, we should note that Caroline Munro was interviewed recently by Sci-Fi Ninja Theater's very own Vinny Vlado! Vinny was happy to report that Miss Munro was not only very sweet but also (as the footage proves) still remarkably beautiful and sexy. This is something that not very many other actresses of Caroline Munro's generation (or indeed actresses of younger generations) can boast. Caroline Munro: For my money, one of the hottest women of the 70's One of the hottest women in Sci-Fi / Horror film history and this month's Sci-Fi Ninja Theater Babe of the Month! Yum I'd let her clean my sinuses out real good.